Tuesday - 28/06/2005 - happy day for B-B-dino - on the way to heaven.
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*Every Tues, B-B-dino go for soul-food at a church at PJ with Froggie = HEAVEN
WHILE working in HELL...
B-B-dino goes through the Test Plan & Results after being away for 1 whole happy week.
B-B-Dino: *OMG~!! Why so many empty ones? All NOT DONE? And this is the last week..
Piggy: What u think? Fart machine do nothing..Haha..
B-B-Dino: Then I die liaw lo.. (Start to look through where to start and test..)
Then, LuiYan Boss come over and check..
LY Boss: What are you doing now?
B-B-Dino: Testing lo..
LY Boss: No! You let Lui Yan test. If not, she will not learn. You only verify results. You go do your user manual premium calculation.
B-B-Dino: Hmm..can ah? Ok lah.. (better still - can concentrate on my work - time running short)
*Whole day do manual premium calculation and found some defects while going through it.
Wednesday - 29/06/2005 - another suffering day in HELL.
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(like nemo say- burn our ass in HELL)
LY Boss keep jabbing B-B-Dino.
Jab#1 - Can you help Lui Yan do Testing? She very slow, cannot finish.
Reply - Yes, can..but I will not be around tomorrow so I will try my best today.
Jab#2 - U think can finish all by today or tomorrow?
Reply - Dun think so. Still got a lot not tested eh.. (I'm no SUPERGAL eh..)
Jab#3 - U coming back on SAt?
Reply - Nope. B-B-Dino bro back from HK. But will OT fri and try complete all.
*B-B-Dino open up the Test Plan file and took half of it shift under own name to do. The rest under Lui Yan name. After awhile, Lui Yan scream aloud. B-B-Dino just look over.
Lui Yan: OMG! Why got so many under my name still not done?!?
B-B-Dino: Eloo?!? I took half and help you do already. You are suppose to do all eh.
Lui Yan: I can't finish. Need to go home. Can you help me do more ah?
B-B-Dino stare at her and wonder to herself - "This woman has no shame on herself."
Anyway, just ignore.
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Lui Yan: HELP! Something wrong with the system..
B-B-Dino: What's wrong again?!?
Lui Yan: System keep saying "Sum Assured Below Limit"
* B-B-Dino look look at the screen.
B-B-Dino: Nothing wrong worr.. No SAM = Y, no slack -ve..
Lui Yan: I cannot key in CCB PRUTerm.
B-B-Dino: OK, show me how you key in..
Lui Yan demonstrate her skills..
* B-B-Dino standby and look..Suddenly..OMG..
B-B-Dino: Eloo?!? You keyed in 8K, of course cannot la..Min is 10K eh..
Lui Yan: Huh? (trying to be innocent & still argue) But..But..But..
just now I key in 10K also cannot.
B-B-Dino: OK, show to me then.
Lui Yan fumble here fumble there..then pretend nothing happen & keep quiet.
* Piggy from behind hears her and feel like whacking her. Hahaha..
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Today not a good day for testing... (forgot to read my horoscope today..hahah..)
Some more, Piggy is sick - so pityful, cough till LUNGs almost keluar.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR~!
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#1 - Keep getting kicked out from the screen.
#2 - Cannot print datasheet.
#3 - Premium 0.00.
#4 - Wrong cessation age.
#5 - Loading on SLACK <- client="" haha..="" imagine="" say="" span="" that="" what="" will="">
#6 - The arrangement of the benefits array keep changing.
#7 - When show the error to programmers, it's not happening. But when go back to own place, it's ALL COMING BACK AGAIN..Jinx or Ghost man. Told the programmer, after migration during production, will stick their pix on all PC to scare away all the bugs. (As Talismen)
#8 - Last of all, keep getting bugged by Lui Yan. (Nemo keep jabbing and ask me to get her to behave. Dun act so hiaw hiaw!)
AT LAST cannot stand anymore, GO HOME! (programmer also scared to see B-B-Dino face liaw coz keep reporting the bugs. Need SHIELDTOX! HApuskan semua SERANGGA! HAha.)
NOTE: When she heard the word "KAMASUTRA" from another person talking on the phone, she quickly turn and have that look onher face and smiling to herself. OMG! Imagine that..
Disclaimer:
Whatever you have read on this article, keep it to yourself and keep it here. This serves as an entertainment/leisure purposes only. Haha..
*********************
*Every Tues, B-B-dino go for soul-food at a church at PJ with Froggie = HEAVEN
WHILE working in HELL...
B-B-dino goes through the Test Plan & Results after being away for 1 whole happy week.
B-B-Dino: *OMG~!! Why so many empty ones? All NOT DONE? And this is the last week..
Piggy: What u think? Fart machine do nothing..Haha..
B-B-Dino: Then I die liaw lo.. (Start to look through where to start and test..)
Then, LuiYan Boss come over and check..
LY Boss: What are you doing now?
B-B-Dino: Testing lo..
LY Boss: No! You let Lui Yan test. If not, she will not learn. You only verify results. You go do your user manual premium calculation.
B-B-Dino: Hmm..can ah? Ok lah.. (better still - can concentrate on my work - time running short)
*Whole day do manual premium calculation and found some defects while going through it.
Wednesday - 29/06/2005 - another suffering day in HELL.
************************
(like nemo say- burn our ass in HELL)
LY Boss keep jabbing B-B-Dino.
Jab#1 - Can you help Lui Yan do Testing? She very slow, cannot finish.
Reply - Yes, can..but I will not be around tomorrow so I will try my best today.
Jab#2 - U think can finish all by today or tomorrow?
Reply - Dun think so. Still got a lot not tested eh.. (I'm no SUPERGAL eh..)
Jab#3 - U coming back on SAt?
Reply - Nope. B-B-Dino bro back from HK. But will OT fri and try complete all.
*B-B-Dino open up the Test Plan file and took half of it shift under own name to do. The rest under Lui Yan name. After awhile, Lui Yan scream aloud. B-B-Dino just look over.
Lui Yan: OMG! Why got so many under my name still not done?!?
B-B-Dino: Eloo?!? I took half and help you do already. You are suppose to do all eh.
Lui Yan: I can't finish. Need to go home. Can you help me do more ah?
B-B-Dino stare at her and wonder to herself - "This woman has no shame on herself."
Anyway, just ignore.
************************
Lui Yan: HELP! Something wrong with the system..
B-B-Dino: What's wrong again?!?
Lui Yan: System keep saying "Sum Assured Below Limit"
* B-B-Dino look look at the screen.
B-B-Dino: Nothing wrong worr.. No SAM = Y, no slack -ve..
Lui Yan: I cannot key in CCB PRUTerm.
B-B-Dino: OK, show me how you key in..
Lui Yan demonstrate her skills..
* B-B-Dino standby and look..Suddenly..OMG..
B-B-Dino: Eloo?!? You keyed in 8K, of course cannot la..Min is 10K eh..
Lui Yan: Huh? (trying to be innocent & still argue) But..But..But..
just now I key in 10K also cannot.
B-B-Dino: OK, show to me then.
Lui Yan fumble here fumble there..then pretend nothing happen & keep quiet.
* Piggy from behind hears her and feel like whacking her. Hahaha..
***************************
Today not a good day for testing... (forgot to read my horoscope today..hahah..)
Some more, Piggy is sick - so pityful, cough till LUNGs almost keluar.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR~!
*************************
#1 - Keep getting kicked out from the screen.
#2 - Cannot print datasheet.
#3 - Premium 0.00.
#4 - Wrong cessation age.
#5 - Loading on SLACK <- client="" haha..="" imagine="" say="" span="" that="" what="" will="">
#6 - The arrangement of the benefits array keep changing.
#7 - When show the error to programmers, it's not happening. But when go back to own place, it's ALL COMING BACK AGAIN..Jinx or Ghost man. Told the programmer, after migration during production, will stick their pix on all PC to scare away all the bugs. (As Talismen)
#8 - Last of all, keep getting bugged by Lui Yan. (Nemo keep jabbing and ask me to get her to behave. Dun act so hiaw hiaw!)
AT LAST cannot stand anymore, GO HOME! (programmer also scared to see B-B-Dino face liaw coz keep reporting the bugs. Need SHIELDTOX! HApuskan semua SERANGGA! HAha.)
NOTE: When she heard the word "KAMASUTRA" from another person talking on the phone, she quickly turn and have that look onher face and smiling to herself. OMG! Imagine that..
Disclaimer:
Whatever you have read on this article, keep it to yourself and keep it here. This serves as an entertainment/leisure purposes only. Haha..
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